Mer Demotivational Poster
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
M o n s t e r s -
THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.
FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.
SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!
SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant
FACE PALM -
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -
THE MARK - of the gamer eternal consequences not included
BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”
MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.
HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?
HEAVY METAL - Homero´s know who is the best music Heavy Metal stay in ADN people!!!!!
DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!
FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
Extra Bacon, Please -
REAL GAMERS -
Never saw it Coming -
PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class
'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT
AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked
GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
LARGEST ARMY -
SUMMER - It's Belly button season
THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?
TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BURGER - WELCOME TO AMERICA
Guilty By Suspicion -
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - 1. Move Beer 2. Break Glass
Gamer's Keyboard -
STOP - HAMMER-TIME
ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation
FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.
BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.
THOSE WHO SAY... -
DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
A GUIDE TO TYPEFACE FONT MEMES - Lesson 1: ARIEL
~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~
NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died
BIN LADEN -
DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.
NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939
MADE IN CHINA -
MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.
IN CASE OF FIRE - 1. Grab Survivor 2. Super-Bodyslam from Top Rope 3. Profit!
FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!
STOP - hammer time
OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different
MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.
IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...
NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.
OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -
THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! -
RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!
MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours
PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections
NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?
REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.
HOT GAMER GIRLS - Yes we do exist. So make your own damn sammich boys. I'm busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
CAMO COLOR IS FOR PUSSIES -
SOLITUDE - Let me enjoy my solitude the way it was made to be enjoyed, alone. And take your camera too!
REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!
GAMER - Ones a gamer always a gamer
WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.
IMMIGRATION POLICY -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -
DIGITAL SLR CAKE - Now you can have your camera and eat it too
CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.
MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies
DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!
AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."
PASSING ON -
EASTER - I never understood how we got "rabbits lay coloful eggs" out of "Jesus is coming back from the dead. It all makes sense now
HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.
CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.
AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!
THESE DAYS HOWEVER, - it's a path to fame and fortune!
STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.
FITNESS - American style
IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)
Time After Time -
MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln
SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!
OPTIMUS SLAM DUNKING - Your arguement is invalid.
MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.
THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly
STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....
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